MoonPortalMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	2615	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ores Mined:	8805	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1370
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Animals Bred:	85
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Farms Harvested:	565	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, BDSM community, communication barriers, discrimination, FUNLAND, healthcare disparities, healthcare experiences, healthcare system, informed consent, marginalized communities, MedCare, medical encounters, mental health, mental health stigma, patient advocacy, patient care, patient-provider relationship, sexual health, stigma, Trauma, trust issues, vulnerable populations

so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crops Grown:	6597	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2