| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3381 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8783 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2094 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2786 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5132 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 76 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2101 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Star Shards Collected: | 272 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8435 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4861 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 236 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 355 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Animals Bred: | 144 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2111 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3795 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6710 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3725 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9199 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3133 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 528 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3434 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Votes: | 5309 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
