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TheosisMC
Server Name TheosisMC Server Address play.theosismc.com Discord Join our Discord! Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer, for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.
The most noteworthy added features include an economy system, a land claiming system, and two custom items – the Crowbar and the Soup of Life. The server is completely non-pay-to-win, with only cosmetic perks available for a premium rank.
FAQ
How do I join TheosisMC?
You can join by using the server address “play.theosismc.com”. If you can’t add a server, you can add “TheosisMC” as an Xbox/cross-platform friend and join through the “Friends” tab.
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?
No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The only premium rank available, VIP, offers cosmetic perks that do not provide a competitive advantage.
What items can I buy/sell in the player-driven economy?
Players can buy and sell items to each other using the server’s trade system and auction house. Coins, the server’s currency, are earned through looting chests and killing monsters.
How does the land claiming system work?
Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to build on their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.
Are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life, obtainable in-game?
Both custom items are available for purchase through in-game shops. The Crowbar can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it, and the Soup of Life grants the consumer an additional heart of health.