A simple minecraft server with /tpa!
Make sure you join the discord to not miss out on any future events as well
We currently have a pretty small community and hope to grow it, so if you could join and be active, it’d be greatly appreciated!
51.81.44.220:25577
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!
Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?
Join our server and you’ll discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that will grant you unlimited diamonds if you can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Bunny, who will lead you on a quest to find the fabled Golden Carrot of Destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
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