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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8198 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5638 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.
