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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7813 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 567184 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9116 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6808 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.
