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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dragons Tamed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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