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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Dragons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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