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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4705 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.
So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!