Monlex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	261
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9972
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	1966	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ores Mined:	1384
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	2911	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Buildings Constructed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	256	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	6574	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	337
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5789	Ores Mined:	2453
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	8554	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	150
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	6865	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	187442
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1