MonkeyPrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BdayDinnerDrama

BdayDinnerDrama, birthday celebrations, birthday dinner, birthday planning, communication breakdown, conflicting schedules, dinner reservations, family conflicts, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., Frustration, last minute changes, restaurant reservations, sibling arguments, sibling disagreements, sibling drama, sibling relationships

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	122

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than canceling dinner reservations last minute? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more unpredictable than our players is the dinner plans of OP’s sister!

We promise a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to make plans with someone who can’t make up their mind. From last-minute changes to explosive arguments, our server is the perfect place for drama lovers and adrenaline junkies alike.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of standing your ground, just like OP did when they refused to attend the birthday dinner. Who needs a fancy meal when you can have a virtual feast of fun on our server?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the twists and turns of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the behavior of OP’s sister!

FantasyCraft SMP – DreamComeTrue

dream come true, dream come true moment, dream come true story, dream realized, dream turned reality, dreamcometrue, fantasy come to life, fantasy come true, fantasy come true adventure, fantasy come true experience, fantasy come true journey, fantasy realized, fantasy turned real, fantasy turned reality, FantasyCraft, fulfilled fantasy, reality exceeded expectations, smp, ultimate fantasy, unexpected fulfillment, wild imagination, wildest dreams fulfilled, wildest fantasy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9506	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

So like, omg guys, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a unicorn spawned and gave me a magical pickaxe that could mine bedrock. And then I rode the unicorn into battle against a giant zombie army and we totally won because the unicorn had like laser eyes or something. It was epic!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this secret underwater city where all the villagers are actually mermaids and they trade you enchanted items for seashells. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map. It’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to live out your wildest fantasies and have the most ridiculous adventures, you have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMemesAndDreams

acquisitions, bugs, Community, design, Features, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, interface, MineCraftMemesAndDreams, mobile app, Official, reddit, serious, superior apps, Technology, Terrible, Updates, user experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of using Reddit’s official mobile app and feeling like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you can build your own virtual world, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle creepers with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of baby zombies who have mastered the art of meme-making.

If you’re looking for a place where you can escape the clunky interface of Reddit’s app and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities, then come join us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to troll unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Squid Game Event

Community, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Fun, Game, games, hour, Join, Link, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, questions, saturday, Server, Show, Simple, Squid, voice chat, YouTuber

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Date	Saturday
Time	12 pm EST
Version	1.21.4
Voice Chat	Simple Voice Chat

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

FAQ

Question	Answer
What games will be included in the event?	Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
How long will the event last?	The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
How can I join the event?	Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20

beauty, beauty standards, body positivity, braided, braided pigtails, confidence boost, Cute Hairstyles, fashion, Girl Power, hair accessories, hair braiding, hair inspiration, Hair Makeover, hair styling, hair transformation, hair trends, haircuts, hairstyles, Long hair, Pigtails, Realm, Self-expression, trendy hairstyles

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4613	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1199	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you join, you’ll be like one of those girls who get that super hot haircut and go from a 6/10 to a 9/10 in a snap! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form. So, like, don’t miss out on all the hotness waiting for you on this server, man! Join now and level up your Minecraft game and your attractiveness at the same time!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, bills, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraze, co-signer, Communication, Credit, decision, DMV, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Help, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Nova, Promotion, relationship, Server, Transportation, Truck, Uber, work

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

SkinnyDipCity

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, discipline, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, judgment, Motherhood, nudity, parenting, parenting challenges, peer influence, Pool, relationships, rules, SkinnyDipCity, swimming, technology restrictions, teenage behavior

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7133	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!

Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

MineCrafty Pleasures

clandestine delight, confidential pleasure, covert enjoyment, forbidden pleasure, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure TV shows, hidden pleasure, indulgence, minecrafty, personal indulgence, pleasures, private enjoyment, private passion, secret, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undercover enjoyment, undisclosed delight, undisclosed indulgence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	759
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	77

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks

arab world, blocks, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic stance, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, Peace, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Position, sisi, solidarity, Statement, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.

come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

New Dawn

BUILD, Community, Cozy, Dawn, Discord, gameplay, grow, Growing, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Play, Protect, quality of life, Relaxed, Resets, Server, Small, Trade, Vanilla, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3777
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6

1.20.6, BFKingdom, Bloodflame Kingdom, BloodflameArt, BloodflameLive, covers, debut, Duets, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, ERBloodflame, Flame, God save the Queen, Group songs, holoEN, holoJustice, innit, Luv me ‘Liz, merch, OP Template, rose, Seagulls, Shorts Covers, socials, The Elizabeth Rose Blo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3773	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

DadJokeDramaCraft

authority figure, Coach, coaches assistant, dad passed, DadJokeDramaCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Dive, fuming, Grief, inappropriate, JOKE, look up to, main set, out of shape, Sloppy, Struggling, swim practice, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, weight gain

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7600
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

advice, BlockheadUnbothered, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner peace, letting go, life advice, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, Peace of mind, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self help, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Tranquility, unbothered

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8811	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

border security, controversial decisions, detention centers, Fun, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, Immigrant, immigration crisis, immigration debate, immigration detention, immigration detention centers., immigration detention facilities, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration policy debate, immigration reform, ISLAND, national security, president trump, Trump administration, Trumps, us politics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

act of brutality, controversial, criticism, Cuba, detain, detention, detention center, donald trump, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Government, Guantanamo Bay, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, migrants, Plan, policy, political decision making, Rebuke, Refugee Crisis, Station, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2