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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9196 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.
