MonkeyCraft: Where Black Monkeys Go Bananas!

Bananas, Bigotry, Black, derogatory language, discrimination, disrespectful language, harmful speech, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hurtful language, ignorance, inappropriate language, intolerance, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racism, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6967	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5590
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crops Grown:	1569
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dimension Hops:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	6795
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	81139	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Potions Brewed:	98
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8978	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8870	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9440	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2754
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3507	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!