MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday fun, birthday gift, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, birthday memories, birthday present, birthday surprise, birthday wishes, celebration, dad, family, Father, gift, Gratitude, Happy Birthday, Minecraft, monkey game, MonkeyCraft, Server, special occasion, thank you

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	9041	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ores Mined:	7514
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6432

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crops Grown:	2353

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9022	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5282	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Items Found:	5046
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.