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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Farms Harvested:	366	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1009
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	239
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Votes:	8509
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	31

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6174	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6577	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	8

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	247	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	97/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	6