Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

ape, Bananas, Behavior, Community, desuarchive, Explore, Fun, Interactive, learn, madness, masterbin, mimic, Minecraft, MONKEY, O_O_K, playful, PRIMATES, Simian Sunday, smp, Social, Tenkaichi Budokai Edition, Thread, Trash

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9784	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4243
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	98
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Emeralds Found:	6545
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2538
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1930	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1744
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2551
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!