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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5553 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1980 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8889 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!