Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6806 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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