MoneyMines SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineTimeFunCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7847
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Youthful Brain Cells Server

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LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5331
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3877
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoDecoNoProbMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	923	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8978	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	493659
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	155	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4