MoneyMakers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world, mining for hours just to scrape together a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have 6 figure earners roaming around like it’s no big deal. How do they do it, you ask? Well, rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But hey, if you’re brave enough to take on those fluffy little demons, you too could be rolling in the diamonds in no time. So why not join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Who knows, maybe you’ll even be able to afford your own virtual yacht one day.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	4732

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9437	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Potions Brewed:	117	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	423520	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
New Chunks Explored:	613623	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	786409
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	2671

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.