MoneyHungryMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	190
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
New Chunks Explored:	449489	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	1892	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	280
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	648
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9257	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ores Mined:	7945	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zombie Dances:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9204	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	1163	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Animals Bred:	163	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!