🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3234 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!