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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7289 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!