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Monarch Craft
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PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.
And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!
But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!
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Potty-mouthed Pixel Land
Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!
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No Time for Standing Still
join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.
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CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure
LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!
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Infinity Isles
Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla Whitelisted Yes, 18+ Server Location East Coast of US Features Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds Discord Join Discord Frequently Asked Questions
Why should I join Infinity Isles?
Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.
How do I apply for the server whitelist?
To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.
Are there donation perks on the server?
Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.
What kind of events are held on the server?
The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.