| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6387 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3811 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
monarchcraft.factions.ws
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5753 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3909 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2718 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6167 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4091 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 1777 |
| Ores Mined: | 1515 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3098 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8456 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 709 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Ores Mined: | 6868 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5256 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4427 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5959 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5483 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9817 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9205 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9055 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3288 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3920 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3690 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
