MomzDreamVacayGoneWrong

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Are you tired of being left out of family trips to exotic locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and experience a world where you are always included in the adventure, no passport required!

Imagine a land where you can build your own dream vacation spot, complete with a luxurious hotel and crystal-clear swimming pool. Don’t worry about booking rooms in advance or dealing with last-minute decisions – on our server, you are in control of your own destiny!

But beware, there may be some family drama along the way. Will your mom accuse you of ruining her dream trip because you wanted to tag along? Will your sisters conveniently forget to mention that they are all going on a once-in-a-lifetime journey without you? Only time will tell on our server, where anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and create your own epic family vacation story in the world of Minecraft! Who needs Italy when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you?

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

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Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	128	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Void Gems Collected:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8565
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Crops Grown:	6623
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

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Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ores Mined:	6096	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5