Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that baggage behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining your vibe.

Forget about your crazy mom and her shenanigans, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and voila, no more family drama!

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help two lost siblings reconnect with their birth families. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a long-lost relative who’s actually cool and not a total nightmare like your mom. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the past. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Buildings Constructed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mines Excavated: 2985

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Farms Harvested: 572 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 4 Mines Excavated: 2705

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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