Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 6:33 PM

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:99/200
Uptime:95%
Rating:4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:3
Talking Trees Consulted:1
Wailing Winds Heard:2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:42

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

    Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:97/400
    Uptime:98%
    Rating:4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:0
    Soul Swords Wielded:6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:1
    Secret Guilds Joined:2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

    The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: 
“Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

    Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

    So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:102/300
    Uptime:100%
    Rating:4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found:4
    Love Letters Sent:7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected:14
    Forbidden Doors Opened:3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BestCraftMc

    BestCraftMc

    Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

    bestcraftmc.com:27143

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:97/200
    Uptime:100%
    Rating:4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted:3
    Forbidden Tomes Read:1
    Invisible Pathways Walked:7
    Magical Moments Shared:25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server
    The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    game.fairytavern.fun

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:92/800
    Uptime:100%
    Rating:4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found:4
    Hidden Villages Discovered:3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:2
    Shattered Realms Restored:0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

    So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:106/400
    Uptime:98%
    Rating:4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With:4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped:7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:94/700
    Uptime:97%
    Rating:4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined:2558
    Buildings Constructed:44
    Lost Artifacts Recovered:4
    Mythical Relics Collected:11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project Respawn

    Project Respawn

    We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

    projectrespawn.dedimc.io

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:94/900
    Uptime:100%
    Rating:4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed:3
    Living Statues Befriended:3
    Cosmic Pies Baked:2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned:35

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

    Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:106/100
    Uptime:97%
    Rating:4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions:5
    Eternal Flames Captured:6
    Epic Quests Completed:8
    Phantom Knights Defeated:8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

    Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:107/1000
    Uptime:97%
    Rating:4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted:89
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:1
    Alternate Realities Explored:4
    Farms Harvested:689

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Balhorn

    Balhorn

    First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

    play.balhorn.online

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:92/100
    Uptime:100%
    Rating:4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided:7
    Lava Oceans Crossed:3
    Time-Warping Watches Found:3
    Star Shards Collected:83

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Saturday Night Minecraft Server

    Saturday Night Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:98/1000
    Uptime:100%
    Rating:4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited:8
    Ender Pearl Glitches:4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors:2
    Phantom Ships Sailed:3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

    Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

    Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:106/700
    Uptime:98%
    Rating:4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown:3849
    Pirate Ships Captured:3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed:6
    Mythical Swords Crafted:74

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Poisonous Prisons

    Poisonous Prisons

    Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

    poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:99/100
    Uptime:95%
    Rating:4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised:1
    Herobrine Sightings:4
    Mythical Relics Collected:7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CyberCraftLK MC Network

    CyberCraftLK MC Network

    Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

    mc.arctichost.cloud

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:109/500
    Uptime:98%
    Rating:4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened:0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected:8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned:3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found:3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

    Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server
    Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players:109/500
    Uptime:95%
    Rating:4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps:3
    Mines Excavated:4578
    Paranormal Events Investigated:4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged:10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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