Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Potions Brewed: 32 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Animals Bred: 41 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ores Mined: 1192
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 227

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Farms Harvested: 273 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 487

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 391
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Farms Harvested: 939 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ores Mined: 2241
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 362
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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