MomTalkMinecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mines Excavated:	4494
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7239
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Items Found:	6238
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Animals Bred:	67
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	171
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever