MomSisNoHoneymoon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Animals Bred:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	5465	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Farms Harvested:	176	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4506	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
New Chunks Explored:	963625	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	86218	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	139692
Animals Bred:	195	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6081
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	8390	Players Killed by Monsters:	9438

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3