MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchantments Applied:	129
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	5	Ores Mined:	6432
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7179	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	370	Animals Bred:	125
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4958