MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9653	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	9808	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Enchantments Applied:	89	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2210	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	242

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4231
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Votes:	4860

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9539
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2475	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	182
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	775
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0