MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3913	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3380	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
New Chunks Explored:	798446	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Towns Built:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	63	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	264
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3621	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.