MomSaysImAGamerKid | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2176
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1548
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8431
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	7169
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

adhd, Adventures, Autism Spectrum Disorder, cognitive processes, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, dreamscape, Emotional Dysregulation, emotional regulation, Escape, escapism, Factors, internalized stigma, maladaptive behaviors, maladaptive daydreaming, mental health, mental health symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergent, neurodivergent individuals, Predictors, psychological well-being, self esteem, self-perception

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	69	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	887	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

Anime Future Quest 1.21.2

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Let me tell you, this server is like finding four rare anime episodes from the future in 2025! It’s like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Join this server if you wanna experience mind-bending adventures, build pixelated castles taller than Mount Everest, and battle creepers with laser swords! It’s like living in a virtual reality anime world, except you’re the main character and you can respawn if you die.

Forget about boring servers with basic gameplay, join this one for a wild ride that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually a Minecraft character in a parallel universe. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Big Booty Latinas Minecraft SMP

big, Big booty Latinas, BOOTY, cuckold, exotic beauty, hotwife, interracial, Interracial Relationships, Latin America, Latin culture, Latin lovers, Latin passion, Latin seductress, Latin women, Latina booty, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Peruvian beauty, Peruvian wife, sexy wife, smp, WHITE COCK

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including crazy love stories like this one! Meet our player, who claims their Peruvian wife is head over heels for white cock…in Minecraft, of course! Join us for a chance to witness this unconventional romance unfold in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious tales you’ll encounter on our server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

LateNightCrafts

insomnia, late night, late night chat, late night contemplation, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, late night feelings, late night musings, late night ponderings, late night reflections, late night solitude, late night thoughts, late night vibes, LateNightCrafts, night owl, Night shift, night time, night vibes, Sleepless, tired, Up late

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

TalibanVsPakistan Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, drone attacks, extremism, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, South Asia, Taliban, TalibanVsPakistan, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6237
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Pakistan airstrikes happening in Afghanistan and stuff. It’s like, so crazy, man. And the Taliban is all like, “We gonna get revenge, yo!” But like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect you from all that drama. Plus, we got a secret base where we hide from the airstrikes and plan our next move. So come join us and let’s show those Taliban who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCrash67

air travel, Aircraft accident, Aktau City, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, black box, CASUALTIES, civil aviation, CraftyCrash67, emergency response, flames, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Kazakhstan, passenger plane, plane crash, rescue operation, Safety Measures, Tragedy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crops Grown:	1572	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE CRASH PLANES INTO MINECRAFT CITIES AND WATCH THEM BURST INTO FLAMES! 67 PEOPLES ON BOARD, BUT WE DON’T CARE, WE JUST WANNA SEE THE CHAOS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME WILD AND CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! MAYBE NEXT TIME WE’LL DROP A WHOLE TRAIN ON A VILLAGE, WHO KNOWS?! LOLZ!

EnergyGrief Minecraft server

1200, 1900, 2300, banner, Cases, Donations, ds, ENERGYGRIEF, free case, Grief, Minecraft, Server, Spawn

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	763	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft server Grif has donations, cases, bad spawn, but it doesn’t matter the server works from 12:00 to 19-20:00 or until late at 23:00 there is a DS and a banner, everyone is the first to come 10 people 1 free case: 3

EnergyGrief.aternos.me

Mystic Realms 1.20

confess, confess to me, confess your betrayal, confess your crimes, confess your fears, confess your guilt, confess your lies, confess your love, confess your mistakes, confess your secrets, confess your sins, confess your truth, Confessing, confession, forgiveness, Hell, judgment, mystic, punishment, Realms, Redemption, repentance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Star Shards Collected:	241	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, ASAP!

Reasons why? Well, first of all, we got the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate on crack. X marks the spot, baby!

Oh, and did I mention the insane custom mobs? You’ll be facing off against creatures that will make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the block gods. You will confess, or I will see you in hell. Just kidding… or am I? 😉

Thirdie Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#revelation, Coincidence, Connection, destiny, fate, Identity, intuition, knowledge, mastermind, mind blown, mind reading, Minecraft, Mysterious, psychic, psychic abilities, recognition, smp, Surprise, telepathy, thirdie, Uncanny, Woah

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	285712
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where being a thirdie is not just a title, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our community is full of thirdies who will have your back and help you conquer the most outrageous quests.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond chicken roaming the lands, laying diamond eggs for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to claim this rare treasure and become the ultimate thirdie champion?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!