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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6620 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2498 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!