Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s family situation.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Just like how this player’s parents never blended their families, we don’t blend biomes – each player gets their own unique territory to build and explore.

Forget about sharing a bedroom – on our server, you can build your dream house without any interference from pesky siblings. And don’t worry about being left out of family photos, because in our world, the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination.

So come join us on our server, where you can bury your past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your own imagination. Who needs a spot in a grave when you can have a spot in our Minecraft server? It’s time to block out the drama and craft your own story!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mines Excavated: 3146
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3190 Potions Brewed: 162
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/zoomer-humor/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3793 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Items Found: 4116

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 108 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3090 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crops Grown: 4895
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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