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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 110 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
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