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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2028 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?