Mom’s Friend’s Kid-Free Minecraft Server

age difference, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Friends, generational differences, KidFree, Minecraft, moms, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Siblings, Social Interaction, teenagers, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	432447	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being forced to hang out with annoying kids on your Minecraft server? Join our server where we guarantee no unwanted guests barging into your virtual room! Our server is a safe space for gamers of all ages to enjoy without the fear of invasion of privacy. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless fun and adventure in the virtual world. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play, join our server and game on your own terms!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3872	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magic Items Found:	3854	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Buildings Constructed:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	237	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	7866	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Emeralds Found:	1057	Void Gems Collected:	29
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Items Found:	2490	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	7711
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	5917	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
New Chunks Explored:	947096	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5652

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8898
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!