Mom’s Friend’s Kid-Free Minecraft Server

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5991	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4116
Enchantments Applied:	215	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	196	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3709
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Green Orgasm Glow

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come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4212	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	230	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchantments Applied:	127	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	2680	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1