Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2204	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchantments Applied:	119	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.