Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	92

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Farms Harvested:	103
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mines Excavated:	3920
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchantments Applied:	143	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	442558
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Farms Harvested:	244	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5833	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.