Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1343	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Farms Harvested:	424
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	1475
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	3357
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!