Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Animals Bred:	141
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5053	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	152
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	919

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4510	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6380	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5640	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	34053	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.