Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	498
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	251846	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Farms Harvested:	189

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5534	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	2030	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Buildings Constructed:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.