Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	103
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	95	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ores Mined:	7196
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Towns Built:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	138950	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1161	Ores Mined:	6386
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	133
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Emeralds Found:	7425	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!