Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	307	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2054	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.