Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	887

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	4056	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2437
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Farms Harvested:	658	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.