Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2042
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	4926	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7361	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	259	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8843
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9272
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	3925
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.